22 British Tweets That Cracked Us Up This Week, And Yes, They’re Mostly About The Football
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“Just saw a man in Tesco with a trolley full of beer. When I asked him if he was having a party, he said no, he’s just English.”
2.
“You’ve got to admire the dedication of England fans. They’ve been singing ‘It’s Coming Home’ for 55 years.”
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“Trying to explain to my American friends that ‘It’s Coming Home’ is not about a lost dog.”
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“The only thing more stressful than watching England play is explaining to my nan how to use Zoom.”
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“England fans: ‘We’re going to win!’ Also England fans: *screaming into a pillow*”
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“The real winners of Euro 2020 are the people who didn’t have to watch it with their dad.”
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“If you think football is stressful, try getting a seat on the Tube during rush hour.”
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“I haven’t seen my dad this excited since they announced a new series of Top Gear.”
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“When the game goes to penalties and you suddenly believe in every superstition you’ve ever heard.”
10.
“Me: ‘I’m never drinking again.’ Also me: ‘It’s coming home!’”
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“England fans: ‘We can do this!’ Also England fans: ‘We’re doomed.’”
12.
“I need a holiday. Preferably somewhere without football or WiFi.”
13.
“Just saw an Italian fan and an England fan shaking hands. If they can do it, so can we.”
14.
“My mum just asked if we could record the match so she can fast forward through the boring bits. Oh, Mum.”
15.
“England: ‘We’re in the final!’ Me: ‘I need to sit down.’”
16.
“Football: 90 minutes of stress followed by a lifetime of therapy.”
17.
“The best part of the Euros? The memes.”
18.
“I’ve aged 10 years watching this tournament.”
19.
“My heart can’t handle another penalty shootout.”
20.
“If I had a pound for every time someone said ‘It’s Coming Home,’ I’d be rich.”
21.
“The only thing that’s coming home is my Amazon order.”
22.
“When the final whistle blows and you realize you have work tomorrow.”
