24 Tweets By Women This Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard I Peed A Little
Hey there, fellow laugh-seekers! We’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets by women this week that are sure to bring a smile to your face. These hilarious gems will make you chuckle, giggle, and maybe even snort. Let’s dive in!
1. @karencheee
“Why do people say ‘break a leg’ when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.”
2. @jennyjaffe
“I don’t care how old I am, if I see a dog on the street I will point and say ‘doggy.’
3. @emilyfavreau
“Sometimes I think about how my parents used to let me play outside unsupervised for hours and now I can barely let my phone charge without checking on it.”
4. @alyssalimp
“My skincare routine is just trying to wash my face without getting water all over the bathroom counter.”
5. @kristenarnett
“Who needs a therapist when you can just lie awake at night overthinking everything?”
6. @ashleyn1cole
“I love when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.”
7. @maggieNYT
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
8. @emrazz
“The best part of baking is eating half the batter before it even makes it into the oven.”
9. @sweatpantscher
“If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito in the room.”
10. @juliussharpe
“Every time I fold laundry, I feel like I’m starring in a very boring episode of ‘Survivor.’
11. @anniesaur
“Why do people say ‘slept like a baby’ when babies wake up every two hours?”
12. @danielleradford
“I accidentally said ‘thank you’ when the waiter handed me my food, and now I have to move to another country.”
13. @jessokfine
“I hate it when I gain ten pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actress.”
14. @rachelmillman
“I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are getting married and having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.”
15. @chelseaperetti
“Sometimes I wonder if I should text him first. Then I remember I can just eat a snack instead.”
16. @meganamram
“I don’t understand why everyone thinks I’m so lazy. Like, I’m literally saving my energy for something important.”
17. @jenny_slate
“You know you’re an adult when you get really excited about buying a new sponge.”
18. @saracenic
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
19. @annadrezen
“The most unrealistic part of romantic comedies is how clean everyone’s apartments are.”
20. @laneymg
“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.”
21. @nicolebyer
“I don’t need a personal trainer as much as I need someone to follow me around and slap unhealthy food out of my hand.”
22. @gothspiderbitch
“I would be more productive if I had a personal assistant to remind me of all the things I’m avoiding.”
23. @whitmerThomas
“I’m at the age where going to bed early is exciting.”
24. @eliza_skinner
“I love when someone’s laugh is funnier than the joke.”
There you have it! We hope these tweets brought a little joy to your day. Keep laughing and check back next week for more hilarious content from The How-To Zone!
