50 People Share The Jokes They Still Laugh At Years After First Hearing Them
1. A Classic Dad Joke
“Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!”
2. The Timeless Knock-Knock
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Lettuce.”
“Lettuce who?”
“Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!”
3. Simple Yet Effective
“Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!”
4. For the Animal Lovers
“What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!”
5. The Puzzling Riddle
“What has ears but cannot hear? A cornfield!”
6. A Play on Words
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
7. The Short and Sweet
“Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.”
8. For the Kids
“Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.”
9. The Unexpected Turn
“I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me Kit-Kats.”
10. The Classic Pun
“How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!”
11. The Foodie Joke
“Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.”
12. The Tech Humor
“Why was the cell phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts.”
13. The Silly Question
“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”
14. The Groaner
“I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.”
15. The Unexpected Answer
“Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!”
16. The Cheesy One
“What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!”
17. The Corny Classic
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
18. The Friendly Reminder
“Remember, you can’t trust those trees. They are always up to something shady.”
19. The Seasonal Joke
“What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.”
20. The Family Favorite
“Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!”
21. The Animal Pun
“What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.”
22. The Kid-Friendly Zinger
“Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!”
23. The Classic One-Liner
“Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.”
24. The School Joke
“Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.”
25. The Holiday Humor
“What do you call Santa when he stops moving? Santa Pause.”
26. The Obvious Answer
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.”
27. The Quick Laugh
“I ate a clock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.”
28. The Playful Pun
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.”
29. The Clever Joke
“Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.”
30. The Silly Statement
“I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.”
31. The Cute Riddle
“What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.”
32. The Classic Gag
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.”
33. The Fun Fact
“Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.”
34. The Witty Remark
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
35. The Simple Truth
“I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.”
36. The Animal Lover’s Joke
“Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.”
37. The Lighthearted Comment
“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
38. The Knock-Knock Classic
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Boo.”
“Boo who?”
“Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!”
39. The Food Joke
“Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!”
40. The Quick Punchline
“What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.”
41. The Animal Pun
“Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.”
42. The Silly Riddle
“Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.”
43. The Short and Sweet
“What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.”
44. The Classic Pun
“I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.”
45. The Quick Laugh
“Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.”
46. The Simple Joke
“What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!”
47. The Witty Remark
“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.”
48. The Animal Lover’s Joke
“Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.”
49. The Classic Gag
“Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the ‘P’ is silent.”
50. The Fun Fact
“Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.”
