Just 27 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets By Women This Week
Hey there, welcome to The How-To Zone! We’ve rounded up some of the funniest tweets by women this week to give you a good laugh. Dive in and enjoy!
1. @alyssalimp
“I just saw a guy at the gym lift a dumbbell with one arm while checking his hair in the mirror with the other. Truly inspiring.”
2. @molly7anne
“Why is it that every time I decide to eat healthy, my body is like, ‘Nah, let’s crave french fries instead.’”
3. @jessicavalenti
“There’s nothing quite like the panic of realizing you’ve been driving in the wrong direction for the past 20 minutes.”
4. @thecaitlinpratt
“I’ve reached that stage in life where I get excited about buying new cleaning supplies. Is this what adulthood feels like?”
5. @katieheany
“Can we all agree that putting on jeans after wearing sweatpants for days is basically a workout?”
6. @saradietschy
“My cat just looked at me like I was insane for talking to myself. Guess I need to find new friends.”
7. @amandadeibert
“Trying to be productive but also wanting to take a nap. The eternal struggle.”
8. @jordanstratton
“If you need me, I’ll be over here trying to figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. Wish me luck.”
9. @sarahholliday
“Why do I always end up with the squeaky shopping cart? It’s like they know.”
10. @kelseymsutton
“I just spent 30 minutes looking for my glasses only to realize they were on my head the whole time. Classic me.”
11. @emilymcdowell
“I swear, there’s no greater feeling than finding money in an old coat pocket. Instant happiness!”
12. @natalie_walker
“The hardest part about adulting is figuring out what to make for dinner every single night.”
13. @jennyjaffe
“Does anyone else have a chair in their room that’s basically just a pile of clothes? Asking for a friend.”
14. @hannahbrencher
“I need a hobby that doesn’t involve eating snacks or binge-watching TV shows. Suggestions?”
15. @ashleyn1cole
“Every time I try to diet, my fridge magically fills up with ice cream and cookies. Coincidence? I think not.”
16. @rachelwmiller
“Nothing makes me feel more accomplished than finally getting my inbox down to zero. Achievement unlocked!”
17. @thelaurengraham
“Is it just me, or does everyone have a junk drawer that defies all attempts to organize it?”
18. @maggiesmithpoet
“I’ve decided that my superpower is being able to remember song lyrics from the 90s but forgetting why I walked into a room.”
19. @chelseaperetti
“Why is it that every time I clean my house, it somehow gets messier in the process?!”
20. @ginandjokes
“I just realized I’ve been using my phone as a flashlight more often than an actual flashlight. Modern problems.”
21. @juliadavis
“When you realize the weekend is almost over and you haven’t done any of the things you planned. Oops.”
22. @karenkilgariff
“Why does my brain decide to remind me of something embarrassing I did years ago right before I go to sleep?”
23. @annadrezen
“I’ve accepted that my spirit animal is a sloth. Slow and steady wins the race, right?”
24. @alisonleiby
“I just want someone to look at me the way I look at pizza. Is that too much to ask?”
25. @nicolecliff
“The best part about working from home is definitely the lack of dress code. Pajamas all day, every day.”
26. @mandylandry
“I’m convinced that the person who invented high heels never had to walk in them for more than five minutes.”
27. @annakendrick47
“Is there a support group for people who accidentally wave back at someone who wasn’t waving at them? Asking for a friend.”
Thanks for stopping by The How-To Zone! We hope these tweets brought a smile to your face. See you next time!
