You Won’t Believe The Wild Texts These People Got From Their Roommates
1. The Mystery of the Missing Cheese
“Hey, did you eat my cheese? It was labeled ‘DO NOT EAT’ and it’s gone.”
“Nope, I didn’t touch it.”
“Then who did? We’re the only ones here!”
“Maybe it’s a cheese-loving ghost?”
2. The Unexpected Pet
“Hey, just wanted to let you know I got a pet snake. He’s super friendly!”
“WHAT? Where is it right now?”
“In our bathroom. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.”
“I am not okay with this!”
3. The Midnight Singer
“Can you please not sing at 2 AM? I have work in the morning.”
“Sorry! I didn’t realize you could hear me.”
“I can hear you through the walls. And the floor. And the ceiling.”
“Got it. I’ll keep it down.”
4. The Unexpected Party
“Dude, there are like 20 people in our living room. What’s going on?”
“Oh, I forgot to tell you. I’m having a small get-together.”
“This is not small!”
“Oops. My bad.”
5. The Laundry Thief
“Did you take my laundry out of the machine?”
“Yeah, I needed to use it. Your clothes are on the couch.”
“They’re still wet!”
“I thought they’d dry faster there.”
6. The Refrigerator Raider
“Did you eat my leftover pizza?”
“I was hungry, sorry!”
“That was my dinner! You owe me a pizza.”
“Fine, I’ll buy you one.”
7. The Bathroom Bandit
“Who used my shampoo?”
“I ran out. Hope you don’t mind.”
“Ask next time!”
“Will do. Thanks!”
8. The Uninvited Guest
“Why is there a random person sleeping on our couch?”
“Oh, that’s my friend. He needed a place to crash.”
“A heads-up would’ve been nice.”
“Sorry! It won’t happen again.”
9. The Mysterious Noise
“What’s that weird noise coming from your room?”
“Just watching a movie. Didn’t mean to disturb you.”
“It sounds like a horror film!”
“Yeah, it’s pretty intense.”
10. The Cleaning Conundrum
“Can we talk about the dishes piling up in the sink?”
“I’ve been busy, but I’ll get to them.”
“It’s starting to smell!”
“Okay, okay, I’ll do them tonight.”
