31 Hilarious Weirdos Who Wrote Stuff That’ll Make You Go, “What Did I Just Read?”
1. The Honest Kid
This child’s note to their parents is brutally honest! “Dear Mom and Dad, I’m running away because you think I farted when I didn’t. P.S. You are mean.” Kids really do say the darndest things.
2. The Love Note
A love letter that reads: “I love you with all my butt. I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.” How romantic!
3. The Concerned Neighbor
When your neighbor leaves a note saying, “Your cat keeps doing his business on my lawn. Please stop him.” It’s straight to the point, but effective.
4. The Apology
This note says, “Sorry for the mess. My dog had a party while I was gone.” At least they owned up to it!
5. The Grocery List
Someone wrote, “Milk, eggs, bread, and don’t forget to feed the unicorn.” A little bit of whimsy in everyday chores.
6. The Roommate Agreement
“If you eat my food again, I will replace it with something that will make you very sick. Love, your roommate.” Clear and concise.
7. The Employee’s Resignation
One employee left a note that said, “I quit. I hate this job. Bye.” Short, but definitely gets the message across.
8. The Bathroom Sign
“Please do not flush anything other than toilet paper. Our pipes are old and tired, just like us.” A little humor goes a long way.
9. The Lost Item
“Lost: One sock. If found, please return to its lonely mate.” Even socks need love.
10. The Pet Sitter’s Instructions
“Feed the cat. Water the plants. Don’t mix those up.” Important advice to prevent disaster.
11. The Refrigerator Note
“This fridge is not a time machine. Please do not put expired food in it hoping it will come back fresh.” A solid reminder for everyone.
12. The Warning
“Warning: This door is alarmed. Also, the cat is pretty jumpy.” Good to know!
13. The Motivational Message
“You can do it! (But if you can’t, that’s okay too.)” Everyone needs a little encouragement.
14. The Friendly Reminder
“Don’t forget to be awesome today!” A perfect note to start the day.
15. The Late Note
“Sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come.” Honesty is the best policy.
16. The Relationship Status
“Do you like me? Circle Yes or No.” Classic and timeless.
17. The Recipe
“Step 1: Buy ingredients. Step 2: Make food. Step 3: Eat food.” Simple and straightforward.
18. The Homework Excuse
“My dog ate my homework. But then he threw it up, so technically it’s still here.” Creative thinking at its best.
19. The Parking Notice
“You park like an idiot. Just saying.” Sometimes, tough love is necessary.
20. The Birthday Card
“Happy birthday! You’re one year closer to being a crazy cat lady.” Some might take that as a compliment.
21. The Compliment
“You have nice handwriting. I can almost read it.” A backhanded compliment is still a compliment.
22. The Cooking Tip
“Cook with wine. Sometimes, even add it to the food.” Cheers to that!
23. The Vacation Notice
“Gone to find myself. If I return before I get back, keep me here.” Sounds like a fun trip!
24. The Doorbell Note
“Please do not ring the bell. The dog will bark, and it will be chaos.” Wise advice for any visitor.
25. The Office Note
“Out to lunch. If not back by five, out to dinner.” Priorities, right?
26. The New Year’s Resolution
“My resolution is to stop procrastinating. Starting tomorrow.” Better late than never.
27. The Apology Note
“Sorry for what I said when I was hungry.” We’ve all been there.
28. The Door Sign
“Do not disturb. Disturbing enough already.” At least they’re self-aware.
29. The Fitness Motivation
“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.” A common misunderstanding.
30. The TV Reminder
“Don’t forget to watch tonight’s episode of ‘Life.’ It’s going to be great.” Life is the best show around.
31. The Final Note
“If you’re reading this, congratulations! You’re literate.” And on that note, we end our list.
