21 “I’m Dating An Idiot” Stories That’ll Make You Wonder How People Like This Exist
1. The Geography Genius
“My ex once asked me, ‘If you were born in California, why are you white?'”
2. The Breakfast Buffoon
“One morning, my boyfriend made scrambled eggs. He asked if I wanted any, but I said no thanks. He then got mad at me for not making him coffee while he cooked. We live in a studio apartment. The coffee machine is literally two feet from the stove.”
3. The Digital Dummy
“My ex-girlfriend thought that email was instant messaging. She would get upset when I didn’t reply immediately.”
4. The Cooking Catastrophe
“My ex once tried to microwave a metal pan. When it started sparking, she freaked out and threw it in the sink with water. Needless to say, it didn’t end well.”
5. The Math Misstep
“My girlfriend once told me, ‘I’m not good at math, I only know the basics. You know, like addition, subtraction, multiplication, and deviance.'”
6. The History Hiccup
“My ex once asked me if the Civil War happened before or after 9/11.”
7. The Food Fumble
“My boyfriend once asked me how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He’s 30 years old.”
8. The Movie Mix-Up
“My ex once said that Titanic was based on a true story, but the people weren’t real.”
9. The Tech Trouble
“My boyfriend once called me in a panic because his computer wouldn’t turn on. It turned out he hadn’t plugged it in.”
10. The Geography Goof
“My ex once asked me if the United Kingdom was part of Europe.”
11. The Vocabulary Victim
“My girlfriend once asked me what kind of animal a ham came from.”
12. The Science Slip
“My boyfriend once told me that he didn’t believe in evolution because he had never seen a monkey turn into a human.”
13. The Kitchen Klutz
“My ex once tried to boil pasta without any water.”
14. The Calendar Confusion
“My ex-boyfriend once asked me why Easter wasn’t on the same day every year like Christmas.”
15. The Biology Blunder
“My girlfriend once asked me if humans could breathe underwater with practice.”
16. The Astronomy Accident
“My boyfriend once told me that the moon was closer to us than New York City because we could see the moon but not New York.”
17. The Language Lapse
“My ex once asked me if people in England spoke English.”
18. The Driving Disaster
“My boyfriend once tried to put oil in the gas tank of his car.”
19. The Space Slip-Up
“My ex once asked me if the sun revolved around the Earth.”
20. The Shopping Snafu
“My boyfriend once asked me what aisle the ‘feminine napkins’ were in.”
21. The Weather Worry
“My ex once asked me if it ever rained in the ocean.”
These stories remind us that sometimes love really is blind—especially to common sense!
