50 School Jokes That Are Definitely Funnier Than Homework
1. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright!
2. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
3. Why was the math book sad?
It had too many problems.
4. How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
5. What’s the king of all school supplies?
The ruler.
6. What’s a teacher’s favorite nation?
Expla-nation.
7. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake!
8. Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
9. What did the pencil say to the paper?
I dot my i’s on you!
10. What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?
Geometry.
11. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
12. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Pi.
13. Why did the student take a ladder to school?
He thought it was high school.
14. What’s a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory.
15. How do you get straight A’s?
By using a ruler.
16. Why did the computer go to art class?
It wanted to draw its cursor.
17. What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
You might think it’s “R,” but it’s really the “C.”
18. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
To go to high school.
19. What did the science book say to the math book?
Wow, you’ve got problems.
20. Why don’t you do arithmetic in the jungle?
Because if you add 4 and 4, you get ate!
21. Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
22. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
23. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because he wasn’t less than or greater than anyone else.
24. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
25. Why did the teacher write on the window?
Because she wanted the lesson to be very clear.
26. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Bookworms.
27. What did one math book say to another?
Don’t bother me, I’ve got my own problems.
28. Why are fish so smart?
They live in schools.
29. What’s a math teacher’s favorite place in NYC?
Times Square.
30. Why did the student sit on his watch?
He wanted to be on time.
31. Why did the teacher go to the beach?
To test the water.
32. Why was the music room so neat?
It had a good conductor.
33. Why did the kid throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly.
34. What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt.
35. Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
He had no body to go with.
36. Why was the broom late for school?
It swept in.
37. Why did the student bring scissors to school?
To cut class.
38. What’s a ghost’s favorite subject?
Boo-logy.
39. What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
Sum-mer.
40. Why did the student take a flashlight to school?
Because he was going to a class on bright ideas.
41. What is a witch’s favorite subject?
Spelling.
42. Why did the geometry teacher miss class?
He sprained his angle.
43. Why didn’t the sun go to college?
It already had a million degrees.
44. Why was the math book always stressed?
It had too many problems.
45. Why did the kid cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
46. What’s a magician’s favorite subject?
Trick-nometry.
47. Why was the history book always tired?
It had too many dates to remember.
48. Why did the student bring a ladder to school?
Because he was going to high school.
49. Why was the math teacher such a good counselor?
She knew how to solve problems.
50. Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
