Just 20 Absolutely Hilarious Lines From Movies And Shows That Make Me Laugh Every Time I Hear Them
1. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” – Airplane!
This classic line from the movie Airplane! is a perfect example of deadpan humor. It’s simple, yet the delivery makes it unforgettable.
2. “I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.” – The Office
Michael Scott from The Office always has a way with words, and this line is just another gem from his repertoire.
3. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – Anchorman
Ron Burgundy’s dramatic breakdown in Anchorman is both hilarious and oddly relatable.
4. “How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can’t even fit inside the building?” – Zoolander
Derek Zoolander’s confusion about the size of the school for kids who can’t read good is comedy gold.
5. “You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.” – The Princess Bride
Inigo Montoya’s polite correction in The Princess Bride is endlessly quotable and always funny.
6. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” – The Devil Wears Prada
Emily Blunt’s character in The Devil Wears Prada delivers this line with such seriousness, it’s hard not to laugh.
7. “That rug really tied the room together.” – The Big Lebowski
The Dude’s obsession with his rug in The Big Lebowski is both absurd and hilarious.
8. “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.” – Parks and Recreation
Chris Traeger’s optimism in Parks and Recreation is infectious and this line is a perfect example.
9. “I love lamp.” – Anchorman
Brick Tamland’s random declaration of love for an office lamp in Anchorman is pure comedic genius.
10. “It’s just a flesh wound.” – Monty Python and the Holy Grail
The Black Knight’s understatement of his injuries in Monty Python and the Holy Grail is timelessly funny.
11. “I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is.” – Forrest Gump
Forrest Gump’s heartfelt but simple wisdom often brings a smile.
12. “You can’t sit with us!” – Mean Girls
This iconic line from Mean Girls has become a part of pop culture, and for good reason.
13. “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!” – Zoolander
Mugatu’s frustration in Zoolander is all too relatable and incredibly funny.
14. “You go, Glen Coco!” – Mean Girls
This supportive shout-out in Mean Girls is as funny as it is memorable.
15. “I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” – Anchorman
Ron Burgundy’s boastful line in Anchorman is both ridiculous and hilarious.
16. “We’re on a mission from God.” – The Blues Brothers
The deadpan delivery of this line in The Blues Brothers makes it a classic.
17. “I want to be where the people aren’t.” – The Little Mermaid
Ariel’s twist on her own song in The Little Mermaid is unexpectedly funny.
18. “I am Beyoncé, always.” – The Office
Michael Scott’s confidence in The Office is both baffling and hilarious.
19. “This is my life now. I’m that guy.” – Friends
Chandler Bing’s acceptance of his situation in Friends is both funny and endearing.
20. “I’m in love! I’m in love! And I don’t care who knows it!” – Elf
Buddy the Elf’s joyous exclamation in Elf is as heartwarming as it is funny.
There you have it, 20 lines that never fail to make us laugh. Whether you’ve seen these movies and shows a hundred times or are watching them for the first time, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
