99 Of The Absolute Funniest Tweets From Summer 2024
1. The Summer of Laughs
Summer 2024 brought us sunshine, beach days, and a ton of hilarious tweets. We’ve gathered some of the best ones to keep you laughing.
2. Tweet #1
“Is it even summer if you don’t spend half your paycheck on iced coffee?”
3. Tweet #2
“I just saw a guy mowing his lawn in flip-flops. That’s the energy I’m bringing into this season.”
4. Tweet #3
“Me: I should travel this summer. Also me: *spends entire vacation budget on snacks*”
5. Tweet #4
“Summer is great until you realize that sweating is your new full-time job.”
6. Tweet #5
“Why do mosquitoes love me so much? I’m not that sweet!”
7. Tweet #6
“My summer body is ready. Ready to stay under a fan with ice cream.”
8. Tweet #7
“Beach hair, don’t care. Actually, I do care. Sand is everywhere!”
9. Tweet #8
“Who needs a gym membership when you can just walk outside and melt?”
10. Tweet #9
“Summer is all fun and games until you sit on a hot car seat. Ouch!”
11. Tweet #10
“The best part of summer? Ice cream for dinner. No regrets.”
12. Tweet #11
“If summer had a warning label, it would say: ‘Caution: May cause excessive happiness and sunburns.’”
13. Tweet #12
“Every summer: ‘I’m going to get so tan!’ Reality: ‘Why am I a lobster?’”
14. Tweet #13
“Just saw someone jogging in this heat. Are they okay? Should we call someone?”
15. Tweet #14
“Summer plan: Travel. Actual summer: Naps and Netflix.”
16. Tweet #15
“I scream, you scream, we all scream because it’s too hot!”
17. Tweet #16
“Sun’s out, fun’s out! Time to turn my backyard into a mini resort.”
18. Tweet #17
“My favorite summer activity? Complaining about how hot it is.”
19. Tweet #18
“Summer fashion tip: Wear whatever keeps you cool. Style can wait till fall.”
20. Tweet #19
“Why do I buy cute summer clothes when I just end up in a tank top and shorts every day?”
21. Tweet #20
“Heatwave survival tip: Become one with the AC.”
22. Tweet #21
“This summer, I’m chasing sunsets and avoiding bug bites.”
23. Tweet #22
“Every summer: ‘I’ll get fit.’ Also every summer: ‘Pass the chips.’”
24. Tweet #23
“Pool days are the best days. Except when you forget sunscreen.”
25. Tweet #24
“Life hack: Freeze grapes and use them as ice cubes in your wine. Thank me later.”
26. Tweet #25
“Why does my hair look amazing at home but turns into a frizz monster at the beach?”
27. Tweet #26
“Summer goal: Find the perfect balance between fun and doing absolutely nothing.”
28. Tweet #27
“The only thing hotter than this weather is my desire to stay indoors.”
29. Tweet #28
“Dear summer, please be kind to my electric bill. Love, me.”
30. Tweet #29
“Every summer: ‘I’ll read more books.’ Also me: *binges TV shows*”
31. Tweet #30
“Summer is the best excuse to eat ice cream for breakfast.”
32. Tweet #31
“Sunscreen is my summer BFF. We go everywhere together.”
33. Tweet #32
“Summer 2024: The year I finally catch up on my reading list. Or not.”
34. Tweet #33
“Why do summer weekends fly by faster than any other time of year?”
35. Tweet #34
“My summer motto: If it involves water, count me in.”
36. Tweet #35
“Summer bucket list: Make memories, take naps, repeat.”
37. Tweet #36
“Nothing says summer like the smell of sunscreen and BBQ.”
38. Tweet #37
“Trying to decide if I should go on a hike or just stay in front of the fan.”
39. Tweet #38
“Summer rule: Always have a cold drink in hand.”
40. Tweet #39
“Why does everything taste better when eaten outside in the summer?”
41. Tweet #40
“Summer 2024: The year I finally learn how to properly apply sunscreen.”
42. Tweet #41
“Summer vibes: Flip flops, sunglasses, and a beach chair.”
43. Tweet #42
“My ideal summer day: Doing nothing and loving every minute of it.”
44. Tweet #43
“Summer is the season of saying yes to every adventure.”
45. Tweet #44
“Why does my dog love summer so much? Oh right, because he doesn’t have to deal with humidity hair.”
46. Tweet #45
“Summer diet: Ice cream, popsicles, and anything grilled.”
47. Tweet #46
“I wish I loved anything as much as my dog loves rolling in the grass during summer.”
48. Tweet #47
“Staycation is my new favorite summer word.”
49. Tweet #48
“Summer is great until you realize your AC is working harder than you ever will.”
50. Tweet #49
“Summer is the season of pretending to be outdoorsy.”
51. Tweet #50
“Summer wish: To be as carefree as a kid running through a sprinkler.”
52. Tweet #51
“Why do I always forget how hot car seats get in the summer?”
53. Tweet #52
“Summer is the best reminder to slow down and enjoy life.”
54. Tweet #53
“Summer is short. Eat dessert first.”
55. Tweet #54
“Every summer: ‘I’ll be productive.’ Also every summer: *takes nap*”
56. Tweet #55
“Summer is the season of endless possibilities and unlimited ice cream.”
57. Tweet #56
“Summer 2024: The year I finally master the art of grilling.”
58. Tweet #57
“Summer is the best excuse to be lazy and blame it on the heat.”
59. Tweet #58
“The best part of summer? Not having to set an alarm.”
60. Tweet #59
“Summer is the season of living in flip flops and loving it.”
61. Tweet #60
“Every summer: ‘I’ll
