What Song Lyrics Did You Confidently Sing Wrong for Years?
1. “Blinded by the Light” by Manfred Mann’s Earth Band
Many people have belted out, “Wrapped up like a douche,” when the actual lyric is, “Revved up like a deuce.” It’s an easy mistake to make, but it definitely changes the meaning!
2. “Tiny Dancer” by Elton John
Elton John’s classic has a commonly misheard line: “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.” The real lyrics are “Hold me closer, tiny dancer.” Who knew we were serenading the star of “Who’s the Boss?”
3. “Purple Haze” by Jimi Hendrix
Jimi Hendrix sings, “Excuse me while I kiss the sky,” but many hear it as, “Excuse me while I kiss this guy.” It’s a funny twist that probably left a few people puzzled.
4. “We Will Rock You” by Queen
Queen’s anthem includes, “Kicking your can all over the place,” often misheard as, “Kicking your cat all over the place.” Ouch! No cats were harmed in the making of this song.
5. “Livin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi
Bon Jovi’s hit has many singing, “It doesn’t make a difference if we’re naked or not,” instead of the correct, “It doesn’t make a difference if we make it or not.” That’s a whole different level of commitment!
6. “Dancing Queen” by ABBA
ABBA’s catchy tune has the line, “See that girl, watch that scene, diggin’ the dancing queen.” But some folks sing, “See that girl, watch her scream, kicking the dancing queen.” Quite the dramatic scene!
7. “Bad Moon Rising” by Creedence Clearwater Revival
This classic rock song features the line, “There’s a bad moon on the rise,” which often morphs into, “There’s a bathroom on the right.” It’s a handy tip if you’re lost at a concert, though!
8. “I Want to Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles
The Beatles’ beloved hit has a line, “I can’t hide,” which some misinterpret as, “I get high.” A subtle change, but it changes the vibe of the song!
9. “Everytime You Go Away” by Paul Young
Paul Young sings, “Every time you go away, you take a piece of me with you.” But many hear, “Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you.” It’s a meaty misunderstanding!
10. “Africa” by Toto
Toto’s hit includes, “I bless the rains down in Africa.” However, some people sing, “I guess it rains down in Africa.” It’s a small tweak, but it makes a big difference!
So, what lyrics have you been singing wrong all these years? Share your funniest mix-ups with us at The How-To Zone!
