Okay, I’m Pretty Sure These Are The 40 Absolute Dumbest Things That Have Ever Been Posted On Twitter
1. The Geography Genius
“Why is there a ‘b’ in the word ‘doubt’? It’s not like you pronounce it.” – @GeographyGenius
2. The Math Wizard
“I don’t get why everyone says 6×3 is 18. I did the math and it’s 21.” – @MathWizard
3. The Historical Expert
“If the earth were flat, cats would have pushed everything off by now.” – @HistoricalExpert
4. The Science Pro
“How do people drown? Just drink the water.” – @SciencePro
5. The Culinary Master
“Just made some synonym rolls! They’re just like grammar used to make!” – @CulinaryMaster
6. The Language Lover
“I love learning new languages. Can’t wait to become bilingual in sign language.” – @LanguageLover
7. The Space Explorer
“If space is a vacuum, then how come my hair doesn’t get sucked up when I look at the night sky?” – @SpaceExplorer
8. The Fashion Guru
“Wearing heels today. Hope I don’t trip on the gravity.” – @FashionGuru
9. The Tech Savvy
“Can someone please help me? My laptop’s mouse is missing.” – @TechSavvy
10. The Time Traveler
“Is it just me or does it feel like 2016 was five years ago?” – @TimeTraveler
11. The Health Nut
“Just found out that ‘diet’ stands for ‘Did I Eat That?'” – @HealthNut
12. The Finance Expert
“Can’t believe they charge money to use an ATM. It’s literally my money!” – @FinanceExpert
13. The Movie Buff
“Watching Titanic. Can’t believe it took place in 1912 and the movie came out in 1997. That’s dedication!” – @MovieBuff
14. The Music Maven
“Listening to classical music. Beethoven is the best. Love his song ‘Für Elise.'” – @MusicMaven
15. The Grammar Enthusiast
“Your so awesome! I can’t believe how much people misuse ‘your’ and ‘you’re’.” – @GrammarEnthusiast
16. The Weather Watcher
“How can it be raining if the sun is out? Weather is so confusing.” – @WeatherWatcher
17. The History Buff
“I wonder if the people who lived in the 1800s had black and white vision.” – @HistoryBuff
18. The Fitness Fan
“Just did a 5-minute workout. Feeling the burn. Off to eat a whole pizza now!” – @FitnessFan
19. The Foodie
“Making a salad. Does anyone know if lettuce goes bad if you leave it out for a week?” – @Foodie
20. The Travel Enthusiast
“Planning a trip to Europe. Can’t wait to see the Eiffel Tower in Italy!” – @TravelEnthusiast
21. The Literature Lover
“Reading ‘To Kill a Mockingbird.’ Can’t believe it’s based on a true story!” – @LiteratureLover
22. The Pet Owner
“My cat just had kittens. Does anyone know how to tell if they’re boys or girls?” – @PetOwner
23. The Social Media Star
“Just realized that the ‘share’ button on Facebook isn’t for sharing food.” – @SocialMediaStar
24. The Environmentalist
“Trying to go green. Can anyone recommend a good eco-friendly brand of bottled water?” – @Environmentalist
25. The Home Improvement Guru
“Putting up shelves. Do I need to use screws if I have a really strong glue?” – @HomeImprovementGuru
26. The Sports Fan
“Can’t believe they canceled the game because of rain. Aren’t football players supposed to be tough?” – @SportsFan
27. The Art Aficionado
“Visiting the art museum. Can’t wait to see the Mona Lisa in person!” – @ArtAficionado
28. The Cooking Enthusiast
“Trying to bake a cake. Does anyone know if you can substitute flour with sugar?” – @CookingEnthusiast
29. The DIY Lover
“Building a birdhouse. Do I really need a hammer or can I just use my hands?” – @DIYLover
30. The Gardening Guru
“Planting tomatoes. Do I need to water them every day or just when I remember?” – @GardeningGuru
31. The Fashionista
“Bought new shoes. Do I need to break them in or just wear them until they fit?” – @Fashionista
32. The Party Planner
“Hosting a BBQ. Does anyone know if you can grill ice cream?” – @PartyPlanner
33. The Tech Novice
“My phone isn’t working. Does anyone know if turning it off and on again actually works?” – @TechNovice
34. The Beauty Expert
“Trying a new face mask. Is it okay if it burns a little?” – @BeautyExpert
35. The Car Enthusiast
“Just got a new car. Does anyone know how often I need to put gas in it?” – @CarEnthusiast
36. The Gamer
“Playing a new video game. Do I need to read the instructions or just start playing?” – @Gamer
37. The Fitness Trainer
“Trying a new workout. Is it normal to feel like you’re going to pass out?” – @FitnessTrainer
38. The Movie Critic
“Watched a movie last night. Does anyone else think ‘The Lion King’ is overrated?” – @MovieCritic
39. The Bookworm
“Reading a book. Do I need to finish it if I don’t like it?” – @Bookworm
40. The Music Lover
“Listening to music. Does anyone else think headphones are overrated?” – @MusicLover
