33 Times Customers Proved They Are Unquestionably the Absolute Dumbest People on Planet Earth
1. The ATM Genius
Customer: “The ATM ate my card.”
Me: “Did you insert it correctly?”
Customer: “I don’t know, I just shoved it in there.”
2. Lost and Found
Customer: “Where can I find the lost and found?”
Me: “It’s right here.”
Customer: “Great! Do you have a map to show me where it is?”
3. The Microwave Mishap
Customer: “My microwave isn’t working.”
Me: “Did you try plugging it in?”
Customer: “Oh, I need to plug it in?”
4. The Shoe Size Dilemma
Customer: “Do you have these shoes in a size 10?”
Me: “Sorry, we only have sizes 9 and 11.”
Customer: “Can I try on the size 11 to see if it fits like a 10?”
5. The Ice Cream Confusion
Customer: “Is your vanilla ice cream dairy-free?”
Me: “No, it’s made with milk.”
Customer: “Oh, I thought vanilla was a fruit.”
6. The Missing Remote
Customer: “My TV remote is not working.”
Me: “Have you tried changing the batteries?”
Customer: “It has batteries?”
7. The Coffee Conundrum
Customer: “I’d like a black coffee with cream and sugar.”
Me: “So, you want a regular coffee?”
Customer: “No, I want a black coffee with cream and sugar!”
8. The Price Check
Customer: “How much is this $20 item?”
Me: “It’s $20.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
9. The Ticket Trouble
Customer: “I bought a ticket for yesterday’s movie. Can I still use it?”
Me: “No, that ticket was for yesterday.”
Customer: “Can you just change the date on it?”
10. The Food Allergy
Customer: “I’m allergic to nuts. Does this peanut butter have nuts in it?”
Me: “Yes, it does.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
11. The Self-Checkout Struggle
Customer: “The self-checkout isn’t working.”
Me: “Did you scan your items?”
Customer: “Oh, I have to scan them?”
12. The Puzzling Purchase
Customer: “Do you sell puzzles here?”
Me: “Yes, they’re in aisle 5.”
Customer: “Can you show me where aisle 5 is?”
13. The Phone Charger Fiasco
Customer: “My phone isn’t charging.”
Me: “Is it plugged in?”
Customer: “Oh, I need to plug it in?”
14. The Weather Inquiry
Customer: “What’s the weather like outside?”
Me: “It’s sunny.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
15. The Recipe Request
Customer: “Do you have a recipe for this dish?”
Me: “Yes, it’s right here.”
Customer: “Can you cook it for me?”
16. The Salad Swap
Customer: “I’d like a Caesar salad with no dressing.”
Me: “Sure, but it won’t be a Caesar salad without the dressing.”
Customer: “Just make it a Caesar salad without the dressing!”
17. The Book Search
Customer: “Do you have that book by that author?”
Me: “Can you give me more details?”
Customer: “You know, the one about the thing.”
18. The Gift Card Confusion
Customer: “Can I use this gift card online?”
Me: “Yes, you can.”
Customer: “How do I swipe it on my computer?”
19. The Delivery Dilemma
Customer: “Can you deliver this to my house?”
Me: “Sure, what’s your address?”
Customer: “Oh, I don’t know my address.”
20. The Water Wonder
Customer: “Does this water have calories?”
Me: “No, it’s calorie-free.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
21. The Tech Troubles
Customer: “My computer isn’t turning on.”
Me: “Is it plugged in?”
Customer: “Oh, I need to plug it in?”
22. The Weighty Issue
Customer: “How much does this 1-pound bag weigh?”
Me: “It weighs 1 pound.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
23. The Sandwich Switch
Customer: “Can I get a ham sandwich with no ham?”
Me: “So, you want a sandwich with just bread and toppings?”
Customer: “No, I want a ham sandwich with no ham!”
24. The Movie Mix-Up
Customer: “Is this movie in color?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
25. The Pet Problem
Customer: “Do you sell dog food here?”
Me: “Yes, it’s in aisle 7.”
Customer: “Can you show me where aisle 7 is?”
26. The Refund Request
Customer: “Can I return this item?”
Me: “Do you have the receipt?”
Customer: “No, I threw it away.”
27. The Map Mishap
Customer: “Can you show me where I am on this map?”
Me: “Sure, you’re right here.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
28. The Ingredient Inquiry
Customer: “What’s in this gluten-free bread?”
Me: “It’s made with gluten-free ingredients.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
29. The Parking Predicament
Customer: “Where can I park my car?”
Me: “In the parking lot.”
Customer: “Can you show me where that is?”
30. The Battery Blunder
Customer: “My flashlight isn’t working.”
Me: “Have you tried changing the batteries?”
Customer: “Oh, it needs batteries?”
31. The Sugar Shock
Customer: “Is this sugar-free candy really sugar-free?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
32. The Ice Issue
Customer: “Is this ice cold?”
Me: “Yes, it is.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
33. The Time Trouble
Customer: “What time do you close?”
Me: “We close at 9 PM.”
Customer: “Are you sure?”
