23 Of The Funniest Tweets From Just This Weekend
1. When you realize adulting isn’t all it’s cracked up to be:
@User1: “Being an adult is just saying, ‘But after this week things will slow down a bit,’ over and over until you die.”
2. The ultimate weekend mood:
@User2: “Me: *buys a plant* My brain: ‘This will fix everything.'”
3. Trying to make plans be like:
@User3: “Friend: ‘You free this weekend?’ Me: ‘I’m free every weekend. I just don’t want to go out.’
4. The struggle is real:
@User4: “Why does the wifi only stop working when I’m about to win an argument online?”
5. When you can’t even with your own brain:
@User5: “My brain has too many tabs open and none of them are responding.”
6. Weekend goals:
@User6: “My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead.”
7. The ultimate betrayal:
@User7: “Nothing hurts more than realizing you were the toxic one in someone’s story.”
8. When you’re trying to be healthy:
@User8: “Me: *buys salad stuff* Also me: *orders pizza*
9. The reality of work-life balance:
@User9: “Work: 9-5 Me: 5-9
10. When you finally get some alone time:
@User10: “Canceling plans is my favorite hobby.”
11. The joys of adulthood:
@User11: “Adulthood is just texting your friends back and forth about how tired you are.”
12. When you try to be productive:
@User12: “Me: *makes a to-do list* Also me: *takes a nap instead*
13. The weekend diet:
@User13: “Me on Friday: ‘I’m going to eat healthy this weekend.’ Me on Sunday: *surrounded by pizza boxes and ice cream cartons*
14. The never-ending cycle:
@User14: “Every Sunday night: ‘I can’t believe the weekend is over already.’
15. When you try to save money:
@User15: “Me: *decides to save money* Also me: *buys unnecessary stuff online*
16. Weekend plans:
@User16: “My weekend plans: 1. Netflix 2. Maybe something else 3. Probably not though”
17. The Monday dread:
@User17: “Sunday night me: ‘I refuse to accept that tomorrow is Monday.’
18. When you just can’t adult anymore:
@User18: “Me: ‘I need an adult.’ Also me: ‘Wait, I am an adult.’
19. The weekend cleaning struggle:
@User19: “Cleaning my house is like brushing my teeth while eating Oreos.”
20. When you try to be social:
@User20: “Me: ‘I’m going to be social this weekend.’ Also me: *stays home and watches TV*
21. The struggle of getting up:
@User21: “Me every morning: ‘Just five more minutes.’
22. The weekend vibe:
@User22: “My weekend vibe is doing as little as humanly possible.”
23. When you realize it’s Monday again:
@User23: “Monday: ‘Did you miss me?’ Me: ‘No, not at all.’
