Ranking All 36 Variants of Taylor Swift’s “The Tortured Poets Department” Album
Hey there, fellow Swifties! If you’re like me, you’ve probably noticed that Taylor Swift’s album releases have reached a whole new level of variety. With her latest album, “The Tortured Poets Department,” she’s really gone all out with a whopping 36 different versions. Yep, you read that right—36! So, naturally, I decided to dive in and rank them all. Let’s get started!
1. The Ultimate Fan Edition
This edition is the holy grail for any Swiftie. It comes with exclusive artwork, extra tracks, and even a handwritten note from Taylor herself. It’s a bit pricey, but totally worth it for the die-hard fans.
2. The Vinyl Collection
For those who love the crackle of a vinyl record, this collection is a dream come true. It includes all the album variants in stunning colored vinyl, perfect for collectors and music lovers alike.
3. The Deluxe Box Set
If you’re into special packaging, the deluxe box set is for you. It features beautiful artwork and a bunch of bonus content that makes it feel extra special.
4. The Acoustic Sessions
This version strips down Taylor’s songs to their acoustic roots, giving you a more intimate listening experience. It’s a must-have for those who appreciate her songwriting genius.
5. The Digital Experience
For fans who prefer digital downloads, this version offers high-quality files and some exclusive digital goodies. It’s convenient and perfect for listening on the go.
And there you have it, folks! Ranking all 36 versions might seem a bit overwhelming, but it’s all part of the fun when you’re a Swiftie. Each variant has its unique charm, so there’s something for everyone. Whether you’re a collector or just want to enjoy the music, Taylor’s got you covered. Happy listening!