Forgive Me, I’m Still Laughing At The 17 Funniest Signs Of The Week
1. This sign at a coffee shop:
“Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy.”
2. This warning at a park:
“Do not set yourself on fire.”
3. This relatable gym notice:
“Dear customers: If you are unsatisfied with your body, please contact our complaint department.”
4. This honest restaurant sign:
“Soup of the day: Whiskey.”
5. This quirky library rule:
“Please do not rearrange the shelves. We know it’s tempting.”
6. This vet clinic’s sense of humor:
“We like big mutts and we cannot lie.”
7. This laundry room reminder:
“Please remove all your clothes when the light goes off.”
8. This grocery store’s priorities:
“In case of a tornado, grab a bag of chips and run for the beer aisle.”
9. This witty office notice:
“You don’t have to be crazy to work here. We’ll train you.”
10. This hilarious pet store sign:
“No barking after 7 PM. Pets only.”
11. This cheeky dentist’s message:
“Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.”
12. This funny bathroom sign:
“Please remain seated during the entire performance.”
13. This clever bookstore notice:
“Books are just TV for smart people.”
14. This amusing car wash sign:
“If you’re dirty and you know it, clap your hands.”
15. This humorous hotel reminder:
“Please leave your values at the front desk.”
16. This funny bike shop sign:
“Put the fun between your legs.”
17. This playful playground rule:
“Adults must be accompanied by children.”
We hope these signs brought a smile to your face! Keep an eye out for more funny signs around town and remember to share your favorites with us at The How-To Zone.
