Here Are 27 Black Twitter Jokes That Hilariously Nailed Last Night’s Presidential Debate
Last night’s presidential debate had everyone talking, and Black Twitter did not disappoint with its hilarious commentary. Here are 27 of the best tweets that perfectly captured the chaos, humor, and sheer absurdity of the event.
1. The Debate or a Comedy Show?
@FunnyPerson: “This debate is giving me ‘Real Housewives’ reunion vibes. All we need is Andy Cohen to moderate.”
2. Technical Difficulties
@TechGuru: “Can someone please reboot 2020? This debate has a virus.”
3. The Ultimate Facepalm
@FacepalmFan: “I’ve never seen moderators look so tired. They need a vacation after this.”
4. The Meme Factory
@MemeMaster: “This debate is a goldmine for memes. I need to clear some storage on my phone.”
5. The Drinking Game
@PartyPlanner: “Next debate, let’s play a drinking game: take a shot every time someone interrupts. Actually, no, don’t do that. You might not survive.”
6. Who Needs Reality TV?
@TVAddict: “Why watch reality TV when you have the presidential debate? It’s got all the drama you need.”
7. The Soundtrack
@MusicLover: “Can we get some background music for this debate? Maybe the ‘Jaws’ theme song?”
8. The Referee
@SportsFan: “We need a referee to throw some penalty flags in this debate. Personal foul, unnecessary shouting!”
9. The Bingo Card
@GameNightHost: “Debate Bingo! Who had ‘unintelligible yelling’ and ‘awkward silence’ on their cards?”
10. The Snack Plan
@Foodie: “I came for the debate but stayed for the snacks. Popcorn, anyone?”
11. The Group Chat
@ChatMaster: “My group chat is blowing up right now. We’re basically having our own debate about the debate.”
12. The Eye Roll
@EyeRollExpert: “My eyes have rolled so much during this debate, I think they’re stuck.”
13. The Fact-Checkers
@FactChecker: “The real MVPs tonight are the fact-checkers. They deserve a raise.”
14. The Debate Coach
@Coach: “If I were coaching this debate, I’d call a timeout and send everyone to their corners to cool off.”
15. The Sigh
@SighMaster: “I’ve sighed more times during this debate than I have all year. And it’s only October.”
16. The Plot Twist
@PlotTwist: “Plot twist: The moderator just walks off stage and leaves them to it.”
17. The Headache
@HeadacheHaver: “I need an aspirin after this debate. My head hurts from all the yelling.”
18. The Drama Llama
@DramaLlama: “This debate has more drama than a soap opera. Where’s the popcorn?”
19. The GIF Reaction
@GIFMaster: “I’ve used more reaction GIFs tonight than I ever have before. This debate is something else.”
20. The PR Nightmare
@PRPro: “Whoever is doing PR for these candidates must be sweating right now.”
21. The Time Traveler
@TimeTraveler: “If I could time travel, I’d skip this debate and go straight to election day.”
22. The Social Media Expert
@SocialMediaGuru: “Black Twitter is undefeated. The commentary tonight is top-notch.”
23. The Mood
@MoodSetter: “Tonight’s debate mood: Confused but entertained.”
24. The Rewind Button
@RewindButton: “Can we rewind and start over? This debate needs a do-over.”
25. The Nap
@NapEnthusiast: “I’m ready for a nap after this debate. It’s exhausting just watching.”
26. The Translator
@Translator: “Someone needs to translate this debate into plain English. What are they even saying?”
27. The Final Word
@FinalWord: “At the end of the day, we all survived this debate. That’s something, right?”
There you have it! These tweets made the debate a little more bearable and a lot more entertaining. Stay tuned for more hilarious takes on current events right here at The How-To Zone.
