23 Funny Pet Tweets To Start Your Day, But Grab A Tissue Because They’re Truly Hilarious
1.
My cat just walked up to me, meowed, and then ran away. I guess I’m supposed to follow? Cats are such mysterious creatures.
2.
Dog: *barks at nothing*
Me: “What is it, boy?”
Dog: *continues barking*
Me: “Are you trying to tell me something?”
Dog: *stares blankly*
Me: “Never mind.”
3.
My bird has learned to mimic the sound of my phone’s alarm. Now I can’t tell if I need to wake up or if he’s just messing with me.
4.
Just watched my dog try to catch a fly for 20 minutes. He failed, but his determination is inspiring.
5.
My cat knocked over a glass, looked me in the eye, and walked away. Never felt more disrespected in my life.
6.
Why does my dog insist on sleeping on my pillow when he has an entire bed to himself? Guess he likes my shampoo scent.
7.
Every time I sneeze, my parrot says “Bless you.” It’s cute until I’m sneezing non-stop and feel like I’m in church.
8.
My hamster escaped last night. Found him this morning in the cereal box. Guess he was having his own breakfast adventure.
9.
My goldfish seems to enjoy watching TV with me. Or maybe he’s just fascinated by the screen. Either way, it’s our bonding time.
10.
Just caught my cat staring at the wall for five minutes. Either there’s a ghost, or he’s plotting something.
11.
My dog tries to catch his tail every single day. I admire his perseverance, even if the goal is impossible.
12.
My rabbit loves chewing on my shoes. I guess he has a taste for fashion.
13.
Why do cats love sitting in boxes? Is it because they feel like royalty in their little cardboard kingdoms?
14.
My turtle takes forever to eat his food. Watching him is like watching a slow-motion replay.
15.
Every time I open the fridge, my dog thinks it’s treat time. Now he’s got me trained.
16.
My cat brought me a dead mouse today. I think he’s trying to teach me how to hunt. Thanks, but no thanks.
17.
My dog barks at his reflection in the mirror. He must think there’s another dog living in our house.
18.
Just saw my cat jump into a box and immediately fall asleep. Must be nice to have such simple joys.
19.
My ferret loves hiding my keys. It’s like a daily scavenger hunt to find them.
20.
My dog insists on sitting on my lap while I work. Typing with one hand is now my new skill.
21.
My cat loves knocking things off the table. It’s her favorite pastime, and my least favorite cleanup duty.
22.
Just watched my dog chase his shadow. He’s convinced it’s another dog following him.
23.
My bird sings along to the radio. It’s like having a mini concert in my living room every day.
