19 Very, Very, Very, Very Funny Tweets From Canadians This Month
1. The Weather Struggle
“Why do I still check the weather app when I know it’s going to be cold and disappointing?” – @canadianmoose
2. Tim Hortons Forever
“If you don’t say ‘double double’ at least once a day, are you even Canadian?” – @timmieslover
3. The Perfect Apology
“Real Canadian culture is apologizing when someone else bumps into you.” – @sorryeh
4. Hockey Life
“Hockey season is here! Time to pretend I understand the rules again.” – @rinkrat
5. Maple Syrup Obsession
“I put maple syrup on everything. It’s basically a food group.” – @syrupaddict
6. Metric System Woes
“Still trying to explain the metric system to my American friends. It’s a lost cause.” – @metricfan
7. Winter Prep
“It’s September, time to dig out the winter coat. You never know!” – @coldcanuck
8. Canadian Politeness
“Only in Canada does someone thank you for letting them thank you.” – @politepat
9. Poutine Love
“Poutine should be its own food group. Fight me on this.” – @poutinepro
10. The Tim Hortons Line
“I swear the line at Tim Hortons is a national pastime.” – @coffeequeue
11. Snow Day Excitement
“Snow day? More like stay-in-bed-and-watch-Netflix day!” – @snowbunny
12. Canadian Pride
“I don’t always talk about being Canadian, but when I do, it’s with immense pride.” – @proudcanuck
13. The Moose Encounter
“Saw a moose today. Definitely the highlight of my week.” – @moosewatch
14. The Loonie and Toonie
“Explaining loonies and toonies to non-Canadians is always a fun challenge.” – @coincollector
15. The Great North
“Living in the Great North: where winter lasts 10 months and summer is just two weeks of bad sledding.” – @northlife
16. The Canadian Tuxedo
“Denim on denim isn’t a fashion faux pas here. It’s a lifestyle.” – @denimdevotee
17. The Igloo Myth
“No, we don’t live in igloos. Yes, we do love to joke about it.” – @igloolover
18. The Canadian Dream
“The Canadian dream: owning a cottage by the lake and a fridge full of beer.” – @dreambig
19. The Friendly Neighbor
“Being Canadian means always helping your neighbor, even if it means shoveling their driveway at 6 AM.” – @neighborly
