Ever Heard These Excuses? Prepare to Roll Your Eyes!
We all know someone who’s a master of excuses. Sometimes, these excuses are so wild, you can’t help but laugh—or cringe! Here at The How-To Zone, we’ve gathered some of the most ridiculous excuses people have actually used. Brace yourself for some head-shaking moments!
The Classic “Dog Ate My Homework”
We’ve all heard the old “dog ate my homework” excuse, right? Well, one person took it a step further. They claimed their cat shredded their work because it was jealous of the attention they were giving to school instead of the cat. Talk about a feline with feelings!
Blame It on Technology
Technology can be tricky, but this excuse takes it to a whole new level. Someone said they couldn’t submit their assignment because their computer caught a virus…from sneezing on it. Yes, apparently computers can catch colds now!
Weather Woes
One person blamed their tardiness on the weather, claiming they got stuck in a “sudden tornado.” The kicker? It was a perfectly sunny day with zero chance of storms. Tornadoes must be getting stealthier these days!
Outrageous Oversleeping
Who hasn’t overslept before? But one individual said they slept through their alarm because their pillow was too comfortable. Maybe it’s time for them to invest in a less inviting pillow!
Family Drama
Family can be a great excuse, but this one takes the cake. Someone said they missed a meeting because their grandma needed help knitting a sweater for a pet parrot. Helping family is important, but this sounds like a colorful tale!
There you have it, some of the most eyebrow-raising excuses out there. Have any of these made you chuckle or groan? Next time you’re tempted to make an excuse, remember these stories—and maybe think twice!
